Oh Celine

It's been far too long since I took a trip to www.celinedion.com.

Here we have a lovely picture of Celine explaining to Nancy O'Dell from Access Hollywood or Mary Hart for Entertainment Tonight (...frankly, I don't know, and don't care to find out which generic blonde "entertainment news" anchor this is...) how she used to pretend to play with a glowing golden orb back in the day, when she was taking a lot of ecstasy and going out for all-night raves in Quebec. She said it was at one of these raves that she came up with the whole chest-pounding thing, which is of course, the kind of genius you can only attain through complete and utter insanity.

And knowing both of these individuals' personal dating histories, I think we can all guess why this picture makes me incredibly uncomfortable.